The Sandusky's are back at it Again

http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/18678266/jerry-sandusky-son-jeffrey-charged-child-sexual-abuse

BELLEFONTE, Pa. -- One of Jerry Sandusky's adult sons faces multiple charges of sexual offenses involving children, more than five years after the former Penn State assistant coach was himself first arrested.

Court records filed Monday say 41-year-old Jeffrey S. Sandusky was charged with 14 counts, including criminal solicitation and corruption of minors.

WTAJ-TV says state police accuse Sandusky of sending inappropriate texts to a victim and asking for naked photos.

Jeez.  I guess the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree. I can only imagine what Sandusky family get togethers were like.  

- "Hey Jeff and Jerry, dinner is ready! Whatever you're doing upstairs get down here!" 

-"Ok were coming. Don't come up here!" *Immediately shut the binder of kiddie porn and burry it back in the attic

Jeffery being so defensive and backing his father throughout the entire ordeal seems to make all the sense in the world now.  Because that freak sh0w gets his rocks off thinking about little boys too!  I mean talk about a couple sick and deranged fucks.  How shitty must Ms. Sandusky feel about this?  Her husband who claimed to love her actually had the hots for middle school boys, and than for the icing on the cake she played a role in raising a son to do the same god damn thing!  I hope Jerry is getting a little taste of his own medicine he dolled out to all of his victims in jail, and that his son Jeffery is not far behind him.

Now cue all the clueless Penn State alumni still defending Joe Paterno and proclaiming him a good guy.  Morons. 

Not even the Grammy's can Stop Rihanna

Bad bitch Ri Ri at it again!  While Beyonce is on stage essentially doing a lamaze class and preaching about motherhood and other boring shit, Rihanna was just trying to get her drank on and pregame the after party.  I mean a 3 and a half hour show with James Corden making corny jokes and what seemed like 50 tribute performances is just not what Rihanna signed up for her.  Ri Ri legit has sex seeping out her pores.  She is a down bitch trying to get a little buzz on, and her fuck on.  And the only way to do that is to have a flask on hand at all times.

On another note, how insecure must Beyonce feel throughout all these reward shows?  Don't get me wrong Queen Bey is a ten too, but in terms of sex appeal they're on different stratospheres.  And Jay Z knows that too, why he without a doubt has piped Rihanna.  So every single time that Beyonce, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy take a picture to force down the worlds throat how happy of a family they are,  Ri Ri is just watching knowing what HOV really wants another taste of.

Charles Oakley Banned from Madison Square Garden

Any New York sports fan knows the ongoing saga between the Knicks/James Dolan and Charles Oakley.  So today, James Dolan who seems hellbent on being the worst owner in sports and most hated man in NYC announced the Charles Oakley will be banned from MSG.  Lets take a look at the quick pros and cons on this for Oakley.

Cons:
- He can't go to Rangers games and Dolan doesn't care about Hockey so the Rangers are actually good.
- Billy Joel plays at MSG once a month. Sucks Charles won't be able to see the Piano Man
-All other MSG concerts that Oak would probably love to dance his dick off at
- I doubt Oakley is a big WNBA fan.  But have to mention he now can't see the Liberty play. Don't want to be sexist.
- Charles Oakley is a no nonsense dude that use to beat the fuck out of people on the Court.  So even though the "new" Big East is a far cry from what the conference used to be.  I am sure he would like to catch some Big East Tournament Basketball
-Westminster Dog Show.  Everyone loves dogs. (Except James Dolan who stinks to the high heavens as a guy with cats)


Pros:
NEVER EVER HAS TO WASTE MONEY TO SEE THE KNICKS PLAY AGAIN.

 By my count that is 6 negatives and 1 positive.  Yet I still think that Charles is coming at ahead.  I mean watching the Knicks on TV is bad enough, in person is 10 times as painful.  And how about the balls on Dolan to say that Charles Oakley needs help for drinking. Hey Jim, its physically impossible to watch your franchise play soberly.  Maybe if the Knicks weren't the laughing stock of the sports world Oak wouldn't have to be all liquored up for a night at the Garden.  The fucking clown show that is James Dolan keep on going.

Gronk Booing Goodell was Awesome

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/829349155097178113

So because this is a half real blog with posts by a kid doing anything to escape his life in a cubicle I can't really embed the video because I can't find on Youtube.  However, if you want to watch, click on the link above.  Although it is exactly what you expect, a big drunk meathead yelling "Boooo".

Anyway, onto the point of this blog.  Love or hate the Patriots, there is no way you can't be obsessed wth Gronk.  I am thoroughly convinced he had no idea what deflate-gate really was or understood what was happening.  Terms like PSI, science, all the legal mumbo jumbo going on.  That shit goes right over his head.  Simply put when Rob Gronkowski wakes up in the morning a couple things go through his brain.  "Gronk catch footballs today."  "Gronk shotgun beers today."  "Gronk find chick to 69 with."  

So yesterday at the Parade he probably had zero idea why everyone was booing Roger Goodell and made hate signs about him.  But because Gronk functions like a chimpanzee, if everyone is doing something you're fucking right he is gonna get involved.  So with a fat smile on his face, he went on the podium and got involved in the Goodell hate festivities.  I can only imagine Gronk walking right off the stage afterwards giving everyone thunderous high-fives about how sweet his booing was.  Probably so fucking jacked up, but having no idea why.  Truly the most lovable meathead on the planet.  



 

Teacher Bangs 2 Students, won't have to Register as Sex Offender

A Texas teacher who pleaded guilty on Friday to having sexual relationships with students won’t have to register as a sex offender. Haeli Wey had been having sex for months with two Westlake High School students in Austin until she was arrested in October 2015, according to CBS News. At the time of the trysts, the male students were 17-years-old—the legal age of consent in Texas. Under Texas law, teachers are not allowed to have sexual relationships with students. One victim told police that he started having sex with the then 28-year-old math teacher when she joined his family on a trip to Africa. “The victim said while in Africa his relationship with Ms. Wey become more personal and on a deeper level,” an investigator wrote in court documents. “The victim stated while in Africa their relationship became physical." The student claimed that he slept with Wey more than 10 times, but their relationship came to a halt when he heard rumors that she went on a hike with the other victim. According to the second victim, he had sex with Wey on the hike in September 2015 after they began talking on social media, where she invited him on the outing. He claimed that she then asked him to delete the conversation

A couple thoughts on this story.  First off , this teacher obviously didn't have to register as a sex offender.  I mean look at her, she's fucking hot.  

Hot chicks can't be sex offenders.  Especially hot, slutty, and clearly a little deranged chicks.  She should be out there mounting everything that moves.  Believe me, I don't think any of the guys in town will be complaining.  Also, these stories where female teachers are banging out their male students, while the kids are portrayed as "victims" in the article is absurd.  These kids ain't victims.  They are heroes. Cocksman.  NOTHING they did was not consensual, and if it wasn't, then they are the ones who need to be locked up and registered because they're the threats to society.  Believe me their friends don't feel bad, they're jealous. 

Also, I love how there was a little high school drama involved in this story.  Miss Wey (Sexy half asian teacher name) was hot and heavy with one kid.  Until she decided she needed the dick from the second kid.  Guy number one heard rumors being floated around that he was being two-timed! Clearly you weren't getting the job done and Miss Wey found a high schooler with a little more experience to satisfy her needs. 

Lastly, not that we don't know this, but this broad is a fucking loose cannon.  I mean, she was fucking the kid on the family trip that she joined on. Talk about a set of balls on her.  But, the weirdest part of the whole story is that she went away with them.  Who the hell travels with their family and brings their teacher?  Talk about a way to ruin your vacation, bringing your goddamn school teacher.  Unless of course she is hot and down to fuck the whole time. 

P.S. I love that the first kid and the teacher fucked for the first time outside on their hike in Africa.  Nature vs Nurture.  Nature always wins.

551 words from a Jets fan on SB51

Look, I am a die hard New York Jets fan.  I love them with every fiber of my being.  I love them more than most people love their families.  But it is time for me to say it. I cannot fight it anymore because all it does is lead to disappointment and despair.  Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time.  Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time. Robert Kraft is an all time owner.  And overall the New England Patriots from 2000 on are the best run franchise in professional sports.  (A little part of me just died after all that).

As a gambling man, I like much of America had money wagered on the game last night.  Now I hate the Patriots, yes.  But I am not a communist who hates money.  So against my heart I bet with my brain.  Patriots money line and Tom Brady to win the MVP were the first two wagers I placed.  Unlike most people who root for their bets to win, as the game wore on I found myself absolutely loving the pats getting smacked.  Bill's defense couldn't stop shit.  Tom was getting hit left and right.  I think I even got a full blown hard on when he threw the pick 6 and made the diving attempt at a tackle.  It was glorious.  And I have never been so happy to probably lose money.  

But than as things always do, everything started to turn in the Patriots favor.  Matt Ryan fumbled, the Falcons coaches had some sort of brain aneurysms and forgot how to coach football, Julian Edelman made an all time catch, and so on and so forth.  Some times in life and in sports it is better to be lucky than good.  If you really look at the past two Patriots Super Bowls, if the combination of Pete Carroll/Darrell Bevell/Dan Quinn/Kyle Shanahan decide to just run the ball like all of the world knew they should, all those kind yet painful words I uttered in the first paragraph would be a moot point.  Because the New England Patriots would not have won a Super Bowl in 13 years.  And the combination of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick would be 3-4 in the big game on a 4 game losing streak.  Now it goes both ways, and if David Tyree didn't have a piece of gum stuck on his head things could be totally different.  But you get my point.  

All of that does not matter for shit though.  Because those coaches for the Seahawks and Falcons were inept, something Bill Belichick isn't.  Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan turned the ball over in the fourth quarter, something Tom Brady would never do.  So here were are, February 6, 2017 and the Pats have one for the thumb.  And Tom and Bill are a lock to get their 6th together, I'd put it at 50/50 they get a 7th, and who knows after that.  

The point of this long ass blog that most people probably aren't reading anymore is that I officially have no more energy to hate the New England Patriots.  If they lose awesome, if they win what else is  new.  But until Brady and Belichick are gone it will just be more of the same.  

Tiger Woods Withdraws from Tournament in Dubai

DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) – Tiger Woods withdrew from the Dubai Desert Classic on Friday with back spasms after shooting an opening-round 77 a day earlier, marking another frustrating start to his return to golf from a lengthy injury layoff.Woods' manager, Mark Steinberg, said Woods had back spasms on Thursday night after dinner."Tiger Woods went into a spasm in his lower back fairly late last night ... got treatment done early this morning for 3 1-2 hours, but can't get it out," Steinberg said. "He says it's not the nerve, but back spasm, and he can't get the spasms to calm down. He can move around, but he can't make a full rotation in his swing.

As someone who likes to watch golf, I don't enjoying seeing this.  Whether you love him or hate him, Eldrick Woods is the GOAT.  Golf is simply more exciting when that sexual deviant is competing for a championship on Sundays.  With that being said, anyone who did not see this coming is a god-damn moron.  Tiger Woods withdrawing from this tournament on the other side of the world was as a big of lock as the sun coming up this morning for one sole reason.  THE MAN FLEW ON A COMMERCIAL PLANE TO DUBAI.  FUCKING DUBAI!!!!

This is essentially what a man worth almost a billon dollars did to travel 12 hours. He went to fucking expedia like the rest of us peasants in the world and booked a flight at an affordable rate! Hey Tiger, I know you're ex has half of your net worth, but times can't be this bad in the Woods' household.  You're coming off your bajillionth back surgery.  I am a pretty healthy, but slightly overweight and out of shape 22 year old, and if I flew to Dubai for half of the day, I don't think I'd be able to play golf either.  Let alone you, who has the back of a 41 year old man going on age 90 with more screws and metal in there than a hardware shop.   

The only explanation for this is that Tiger is fucking a flight attendant on whatever airline he flew and he wanted to get his rocks off from 30,000 feet, while she was on the job.  Which, if we're being honest, is a pretty subdued sexual fetish for Tiger compared to what has come out over the years.  Maybe rehab for being a "sex addict" did work?*

*It most definitely did not