Bad bitch Ri Ri at it again! While Beyonce is on stage essentially doing a lamaze class and preaching about motherhood and other boring shit, Rihanna was just trying to get her drank on and pregame the after party. I mean a 3 and a half hour show with James Corden making corny jokes and what seemed like 50 tribute performances is just not what Rihanna signed up for her. Ri Ri legit has sex seeping out her pores. She is a down bitch trying to get a little buzz on, and her fuck on. And the only way to do that is to have a flask on hand at all times.
On another note, how insecure must Beyonce feel throughout all these reward shows? Don't get me wrong Queen Bey is a ten too, but in terms of sex appeal they're on different stratospheres. And Jay Z knows that too, why he without a doubt has piped Rihanna. So every single time that Beyonce, Jay Z, and Blue Ivy take a picture to force down the worlds throat how happy of a family they are, Ri Ri is just watching knowing what HOV really wants another taste of.
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