https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/829349155097178113
So because this is a half real blog with posts by a kid doing anything to escape his life in a cubicle I can't really embed the video because I can't find on Youtube. However, if you want to watch, click on the link above. Although it is exactly what you expect, a big drunk meathead yelling "Boooo".
Anyway, onto the point of this blog. Love or hate the Patriots, there is no way you can't be obsessed wth Gronk. I am thoroughly convinced he had no idea what deflate-gate really was or understood what was happening. Terms like PSI, science, all the legal mumbo jumbo going on. That shit goes right over his head. Simply put when Rob Gronkowski wakes up in the morning a couple things go through his brain. "Gronk catch footballs today." "Gronk shotgun beers today." "Gronk find chick to 69 with."
So yesterday at the Parade he probably had zero idea why everyone was booing Roger Goodell and made hate signs about him. But because Gronk functions like a chimpanzee, if everyone is doing something you're fucking right he is gonna get involved. So with a fat smile on his face, he went on the podium and got involved in the Goodell hate festivities. I can only imagine Gronk walking right off the stage afterwards giving everyone thunderous high-fives about how sweet his booing was. Probably so fucking jacked up, but having no idea why. Truly the most lovable meathead on the planet.
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