Dominos is Great

Most people show up to work on Monday with a laundry list of tasks to, most of which they neglected to do on Friday and get down to business for the next 8-10 hours.  Well not me.  I have more important things on my mind.  Like defending Dominos pizza.  Look I am no pizza aficionado.  Some slices taste good to me. Some taste bad. All taste great when I am drunk.  But too many people are constantly on their high horse regarding Dominos saying how it is shitty pizza and they'd never order it.  Well I am here to defend the Dominos honor.

First off, to all the Dominos haters let me first counter by saying fuck you.  Is Dominos amazing pizza? No, I can admit that. I don't know if it even qualifies as pizza. But whatever it is, it tastes delicious.  And that cannot be argued on any level.  Its cheesy, saucy, and whoever thought to essentially turn the crust into a piece of garlic bread is a god damn genius.  Bottom line is that Dominos comes to play every day of the week.  It is reliable.   It is also versatile as fuck.  Thick crust, thin crust, maybe even throw some bacon on there.  Dominos will never disappoint.  And that is just the pizza aspect.  I could write another 15 pages on how incredible cheesy bread, cinna sticks, chicken kickers, and lava cakes are but like I said earlier I have things to do that I neglected on Friday.  

Thats basically all I have on this.  Really intellectual stuff I know.  

P.S. This blog is basically an admission that I housed a dominos pie and two lava cakes all by myself last night.