So here I am sitting in my cubicle slaving away doing work (blogging) struggling with the most common of colds. Now do I feel like death? No I do not. I don't have the flu or any infections but just a regular case of the sniffles, coughing and sneezing, some body aches, and my body going back and forth from hot and cold (shoutout Katy Perry's banger). So you may ask well why is the common cold the worst than Max? Allow me to enlighten you.
First off I don't even really wanna mention the flu because if you don't get the flu shot you're an eastern medicine freak. But for argument sakes when one is suffering from the flu they get to stay home from work. 'Nuff said. Flu > common cold
If I had the stomach virus right now would I be sprinting back and forth from the toilet to projectile and have diarrhea? Fuck yes I would be. As shitty as that sounds, would I be getting lean AF in the process? Fuck yes again. What does the end result of the common cold do for me? The answer is zero. Stomach virus > common cold.
Now what is the main difference between an ear infection/strep throat to a cold? You may be saying that these have the same shitty feelings of a cold, but the kicker here is drugs. I am sitting around taking over the counter the meds that are most likely doing dick for me. One measly little infection and you get hooked up with that prescription good good. Oh and its a gimme day off because you're "contagious" or "don't want to get anyone else sick." By taking the day off you're actually doing more good than bad. Talk about a hero.
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