Anyway if you have a television or internet I am sure you're aware of the Knicks suffering another huge, deflating, and disappointing loss. In other shocking news the sun will rise tomorrow. So lets break down the final play that was so Knicks it cannot be described as anything else.
1. Carmelo dribbles for a bunch of seconds
- This is standard
2. Carmelo drives to the basket
-Umm dude you're down 3 points. I know you were only in school for like 6 months but the math says you need a 3 pointer
3. 'Melo Passes????
As a 'Cuse alumni I am obligated to defend Carmelo but that is not possible tonight. In late game situations Carmelo NEVER passes, fuck in early and middle game situations he is a black hole that rarely gives up the ball. So why tonight of all nights does he decide to dish the ball with the clock running down and the team down three? Lord only knows.
4. Courtney Lee open for 3 in the corner
-all Knicks fans say at once "Shoot it Courtney!" Than immediately think to themselves "Did those words really just come out of my mouth."
5. Courtney Lee pump fakes and drives to hoop
-Maybe its a team thing that they refuse to believe in this whole Math thing?
6. Lee kicks it out to Brandon Jennings
- LOL this should end well. Close your eyes and fucking chuck it dude, what else are we paying you to do.
7. John Wall knocks the ball away and the Knicks lose
-Well as a Knick fan if you expected anything different you're an idiot. Another night at the worlds most famous arena done right. Rinse and repeat.
So in summation the Knicks were down 3 points with 15 seconds left and had the best ball movement as a team they have had all year. Aaaaaaand didn't get a shot off. Whatever, trust the process right? Jk there is no process just a constant cluster fuck.
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