I love Inaugurations

We are officially a couple hours into the presidency of Donald J. Trump and he seems to have gotten off to a smooth and gracious start.  (Although if you're an illegal Mexican I'd advise laying low for awhile.)  Now don't get me wrong, I love America as much as the next person.  The peaceful transition of power and democracy at work is what inauguration day is all about, and that is awesome to see.  But it is not my favorite part of the day.

 To be honest I am a sucker for pageantry.  The Trumps pulling up to the White House to meet with the Obamas, than the motorcade to the capital, the former Presidents introductions, the swearing in, than the Trumps seeing Barry O and Michelle off are all fucking sweet to watch and really the best part.  The two most powerful people in the world doing what the founding fathers had exactly in mind.  

I mean I'd kill to be a fly on the wall and hear the conversation between Donald and Obama.  All the talking heads on CNN trying to guess what the convo could be about, whether it be policy or other boring shit.  Think again morons.  More like aliens, NASA, all of our nukes, and all the other dirty secrets presidents know about.  Bottom line is that nothing puts asses in the seats like power, prestige,  money, and fame.  And when it comes to inauguration day, we have that by the fuck ton.  

Oh and I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the star of the show.  As a regular jewish guy Ivanka Trump is the dream.  Jewish parents always wanting their son to go out and find a nice jewish girl to marry and settle down with.  How about being able to fuck the smoke that is Ivanka Trump AND she converts AND she's like a bajillionaire?  Jared Kushner won the lotto. Even though he had boatloads of money before they met.  It all ties back to what I said earlier. People with power, prestige, money, and fame are attracted to others with it, and the rest of us are just peasants.