Monday, January 30, 2017

Mischa Barton is no Bueno




 Hey lady, you're scaring us! I live and work in New York City, so safe to say I see a lot of homeless/crazy people yelling wild shit, but Mischa Barton would easily take the cake as top psycho.  I mean good god girl, what the hell are you on?!  Yelling about witches, the end of the world, lord knows what other nonsense she was spewing.  

I know the reports are saying that it was because of a spiked drink, and I guess I can buy that whatever ruffie she was slipped brought this deranged craziness out of her.  But if you don't think there is something deeper going on here than you're not seeing the clear as day picture.  Mischa Barton is clearly possessed by demons, and at the very least not human.  I mean look into those eyes, that is not the face of a chick who got slipped something in their cocktail.  

Now her people trying to say this was a date rape drug?  Ummm I'm pretty sure if someone was going to try and rape Mischa Barton they would use a drug to get her black out and incoherent.  Not scaling her fence proclaiming the world is gonna end, because that is sure as fuck not a turn on.  

This leaves two options to what happened.  Whoever drugged Mischa Barton mixed up the drugs from a date rape pill to a wild psychedelic a la black Doug in the Hangover.  Or Mischa Barton is possessed by the devil.  You choose. But its option two.  

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