First thing first, this was absolutely fucking hilarious. Only the biggest night in Hollywood and some shmuck intern handed the wrong envelope to Warren Beatty who than made an absolutely boring night, fully electric.
With that being said, the moral of the story is that Warren Beatty at 79 years old and Faye Dunaway at 76 are too old to be presenting awards at the Oscars, let alone the biggest award of the night. Take both of my grandfathers who are in their 80s for example. I'd say when they are talking to me and trying to get my attention they get my name right less than 25% of the time. They know who the hell I am, but chances are they are going to call me by my brother, cousin, dad, or whatever the fuck name pops up in their head at that time. Thats just getting old. And Warren Beatty is too old to be presenting at the Oscars. If you're older than 50 years old get all old and drunk and creepy at the Oscars, but sorry you can no longer present.
The other thing that stuck out about this was the producer of La La Land, Jordan Horowitz happily handing over the oscar to the Moonlight people. Only the biggest award you will ever receive is being ripped right from your claws. Show a little fucking heart and fight. If this was a sports you'd have an athlete up there pretending all is well and trying to get off the stage with the trophy in hand. Not willingly handing it over. Fucking artsy people. Play to win the game one time for me.
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