Magic Johnson Named President of Basketball Operation for the Lakers

After 35 years with the same organization Mitch Kupchak has lost his job as President of the team. Jim Buss was essentially fired by his sister from their own family business.  And one would also assume that Phil Jackson is pretty butt hurt now that he can't run the Lakers.  Yet these 3 men did not take the biggest L in the Magic Johnson hiring, It was in fact however, AIDS.

Granted I was born in 1994, so I missed Magic announcing that he had stuck his dick in everything that moved and contracted HIV.  But I do know that in the 80s and 90s HIV/AIDS was a death sentence.  Somehow and someway in 2017, Ervin Magic Johnson has reduced it to being diagnosed with something a little worse than the common cold.  I mean what exactly has Magic accomplished since finding out he had the dreaded HIV?  Played some more basketball, made a bajillion dollars in his business ventures, than used some of that bajillion to be apart of the group that bought the Dodgers, and now has been named the President of one of the most historic teams in sports.  Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me.  Where do I sign up for AIDS?

Now I know people are going to tell me that the reason Magic is still alive is because of all the money he has for treatments and medicine that never let the disease progress like it does in the common person and blah blah blah.  But I don't buy it.  If it is such a deadly disease why don't we hear
anything about it like we do from cancer, alzheimers, and all the other god awful illnesses out there?Because the point remains, Magic Johnson killed AIDS.

That face when not even you know how you kicked AIDS straight in the dick