Friday, February 17, 2017

Trying to Comprehend why Phil Jackson rides the Bus


Well we all knew the Knicks were doomed and Phil Jackson couldn't get the job done.  But if you consider yourself an optimist and had even the slightest bit of hope, this picture should put an end to that dream. (And you're an idiot for having hope but thats another story).  Defeated, depressed, confused and wanting to get the fuck out of New York and go back to LA are all things that describe Phil in this picture.  I mean just based off this picture and the last 3 Knick seasons, I am more surprised Phil actually boarded the bus and didn't jump in front of it.

The real story here though is what on earth is Phil Jackson doing riding the New York City bus.  He is the owner of 11 championship rings, and is getting paid 12 MILLION dollars.  For example I am a 22 year old recent college graduate who is still supported by his parents, makes a minimal salary, and takes important time out his day at work to write blogs.  And that is why I take the crosstown bus to work everyday.  I am the perfect bus candidate.  Not the Zen Master.

Just this morning I had the privilege of sitting near a crazy guy yelling about how much life sucks and  I am pretty sure a homeless chick. (Can't be positive she was homeless but she certainly smelled like it).  But again, I am not 3 years into a 5 year 60 million dollar contract.  Phil Jackson is.  Take an Uber, get a driver, or worst case take a god damn cab Phil. But there is absolutely zero reason you should be riding the bus.  You're too rich, and clearly to tall for public transportation because holy shit do you look uncomfortable.






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