Barron Trump is everything I want him to be

At the end of the day Barron Trump is the son of a mega rich billionaire who has always been in positions of power and just bullied his way to the presidency of the United States.  It would not be right for him to be some stuffy nerd who is probably just a plain, nice, and boring kid.  Fuck that.  Barron needs to have that pompous bad guy, rich kid look to him, with a fuck you attitude and he does that perfectly.

I mean take one glance at him.  If he was at Hogwarts he would have a one way ticket to Slytherin with the other super loaded kids to stuff some nerds in lockers which we all know would make daddy Donald proud.

It could not be more spot on.  They'd be best friends and theres no way around it. White, rich, and powerful? Malfoy's dad would probably of been on the ticket as Donald's running mate.  The kids blond combovers with the perfectly blue eyes make them an Arian BFF match made in heaven.  Especially to go along with the facial expressions that say I am rich, privileged and you're not, so get the fuck out of my face you peasant.

 Grabbing chicks by the pussy and casting spells on minorities to make them disappear to other people would be a big deal, but for the Trumps and the Malfoys it would just be a father/son get-together.