Here lies Bill Simmons (1969-2016). With one single tweet the former common man turned ESPN suit turned, wannabe HBO cool kid has been put 6 feet under by Chris Collinsworth. Tough couple weeks for Billy Boy. First his garbage show gets canceled, than Collinsworth brings him to his knees in the form of 140 characters.
And to be honest Simmons has no one to blame for him being carried out in a body bag but himself. Who the fuck is he to be throwing live bullets at people right now? Um Bill you're kind of the laughing stock of sports media right now. Maybe don't be firing shots at people when you are sitting duck just waiting to be picked off. Thats really just Twitter 101. No one should feel bad for Bill Simmons though, guy made an all time shitty show and has people tearing him apart, but at least he's sitting on piles of cash during it all.
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