Monday, November 7, 2016

Death, Taxes, and the New York Jets

There are three truly inevitable things in this lifetime.  You will pay taxes, you will ultimately die, and the New York Jets will continue to be one of the biggest jokes in all of pro sports.  For me the irony is the last two inevitables are intertwined in that my cause of death will probably be from this fucking team.  Look as a Jets, Mets, Knicks fan I have rooted for my fair share of shitty teams, its something I am use to, and it is not the biggest issue I have with the 2016 Jets.  It is that not only do they lose, its that they act like fucking assholes who make me wanna put my head through a wall on their way to doing it.  

Take just about everyone on the defense side of the ball.  Some really talented guys who bitch and moan about getting the money they claim to deserve and do nothing to back that talk up on Sundays.  Other guys who think that getting burned on a deep route only to have the receiver drop the ball warrants a dikembe mutombo finger wag like they actually had something to do with the play.  Bonehead penalties. Moronic coaching decisions.  If you don't give a shit fine, but at least pretend like you do.  

Now does it help to have a quarterback who may in fact be colorblind because he never seems to be throwing the ball to the guys in green or white? No it doesn't.  But at least Fitz gives a fuck and puts his head on the line every play which will no doubt lead to CTE.  And more importantly he answers the tough questions when it all goes wrong.  

Don't ask me why but I still have faith in relatively new GM Mike Macagnan, while I am approaching the mindset that maybe we should look into a coach that speaks.  Because at the end of the day you need two things to compete and win in this league, a quarterback and a coach.  So there it is, death, taxes, and the New York Jets showing new levels of incompetence that make this election look normal.

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