Wednesday, November 16, 2016

What the Fuck was that Tony Romo


Was this a classy move? Yes.  Was it the right for decision? Yes.  Was it wildly lame? FUCK YES. And by no means am I talking about bending over and letting Dak maul him from behind.  Again that was right choice for the Cowboys today and Romo to start fresh next year.

What I am talking about is the god damn written statement he had prepared.  Talking about how football is a meritocracy and yada yada yada.  Tony, you're not the president delivering the news of a terrorist attack from the Oval office.  He looked like a kid who was running for class treasure and rehearsed his speech in front of the mirror talking about how they will improve the snack selection in the cafeteria.  Fucking chill man.  Why he couldn't of gotten up there, said Dak has been great were 8-1 and he should be the starter and taken questions is beyond me.

But hey do you Tony Romo, you had a good run in Dallas.  Cant wait to see you in Jet Green next year!*


*Puts gun in my mouth

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