Look the simple fact that is that if most people tell someone else to "suck on my balls" it is a pretty lame dig. But when you have an awesome Irish accent while dressed in your wild outfit topped of with a mink coat it just fucking works. "Suck on my big Irish balls" is the officially the new "fuck you". So simple, yet so elegant and powerful.
Parents want you to take out trash?
"How about no and suck on my big Irish balls."
Girlfriend wants to make you go out with her friends who you hate?
"They can suck on my big Irish balls."
Boss is making you work late?
"Suck on these big Irish balls."
Next time I am at a Starbucks and they ask for my name?
"Lets just go with, suck on my big Irish balls."
Granted I am Jew from New Jersey, but if I were a drunken Irishman my tombstone would without a doubt say, "Here lies Max Tabak, He says you can suck on his big Irish balls" Connor McGregor is just about always appointment can't miss television, and its not just because he is a psychopath in the Octagon but also shit like this. I was already excited for this fight tomorrow night, but now I officially can't wait to see Connor knock Eddie Alvarez out and try to t-bag him when he's down on the ground just so Eddie gets an up close and personal look at those big Irish balls. Connor McGregor; world class UFC fighter, fashion icon, and now we can add English language pioneer to the resume.
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